10. So he can say he invented it, like he did the Internet.
9. Won’t have to wear those stupid sweaters anymore.
8. Can work on his tan year-round.
7. Tired of nagging kids to shovel the driveway.
6. Ticked off that Obama’s book is selling better than his.
5. Property in Tennessee will become beachfront.
4. Afraid someone will find out that he failed Earth Science in 9th grade.
3. No one will be laughing at his Oscar bid then.
2.People will forget about that those little “inconvenient” exaggerations he made, like saying that people who don’t believe in global warming are like Nazi sympathizers, and that he and Tipper were the models for “Love Story,” and that he claimed to have studied at Harvard under the “first person ever in the world” to study global warming when really it was some 19th century guy named Svante Arrhenius, and….
1. Florida will become submerged. Hah. Take that, Katherine Harris.
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I hate when people who are trying to do the right thing about something I care about shoot themselves in the foot by first sticking it in their mouth and then... well, you get the idea.
Why, why, WHY, do people feel the need to embellish the truth?
I don't know. But do we want someone that insecure in charge of the launch codes?
*SIGH* No, no I guess not.
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